Meet Lawrence

Lawrence: My hair is so oily! It's like my scalp produces oil or something.

Me: (Turning to him with the are-you-serious-look) It does. (Proceeds to laugh hysterically.)

Meet my "future MIT PhD in Computational and Systems Biology "boyfriend. During this oily hair conversation we had the other night, he argued that only girls were privy to the fact that the scalp produces oil since girls have enough hair to be able to notice. Again, this is after he notices how oily his own hair is. He keeps me on my toes. :)